Fall out of a skyscraper window and land safely on an awning. Possibly falling from that into a waiting convertible.
Catch a fish that is larger than I am. Don't want to kill it, just tire and humiliate it. Catch and release.
Start a fashion trend that sweeps the nation.
Yell fire in a crowded theater.
Lead a protest rally.
Wrestle a Bear.
Foment a Revolution.
Box a Kangaroo.
Be pursued in a Low Speed chase.
Jump from/onto a moving car.
Learn to affect a perfect English accent, win Brittan's Got Talent, then stun the world by revealing that I am an American.
Roll down a hill in a barrel.
Teach a Parrot to swear.
Visit the Great Wall of China. While there, fight off a band of ninjas.
Through a case of mistaken identity, become President for a day.
Free a Slave.
Foil a Terrorist attack.
Fight an Alien.
Hack into my bank's data base. Give myself five dollars.
Come from behind to win the Tour de France.
Own a bicycle worth as much as my car.
Own a car worth as much as my house.
Acquire a cool one word nickname. Perhaps Spike. Or Snake.
Play Russian Roulette. With a Russian.
Have a drink named after me.
Call my stock broker and dramatically scream, "SELL! SELL!"
Tame a lion with only a three legged stool and charm.
Get kicked off of a reality show.
Get struck by lightning. Twice.
Get a hole in one.
Be a benevolent cult leader.
Host a morning radio show.
Accept a diploma while naked under my gown.
Ask a policeman if I can have a bite of his hot-dog.
Stand up in court and state strongly, "I object!"
Hang a jury.
Badger a witness until he/she confesses on the stand.
Grow a prize winning pumpkin.
Set explosives and demolish a building.
Punch a horse, but only if he deserved it.
Fumble the football to kill a game winning drive.
Coach Fresno State to a National Title.
Become and International Jewel Thief.
Make love. Not war.
Win a B.E.T award.
Land an airplane after the pilot dies mid flight.
Design a phone that JUST makes phone calls.
Walk on stilts.
Ride in a sidecar while wearing aviator goggles.
Armed with a sledge hammer, free the lobsters at Red Lobster. Grab some Cheddar biscuits on the way out.
Make the perfect potato salad.
Go "All-IN" at the World Series of Poker.
Challenge the Devil to a Duel.
Nap on a hammock strung between two palm trees.
Make a snow angel on the Moon.
Have a foot race with a horse.
Become the tallest jockey to win the Kentucky Derby.
Sing in the rain.
Break up a bar fight.
Step into quicksand.
Swing over a roaring river on a vine.
Take a walk wearing only a fig leaf.
Rescue a hostage.
Receive an Indecent Proposal.
Deliver a letter via Pony Express.
Win an Oscar and send a Native American to accept as my proxy.
Smoke a Peace Pipe.
Sit on the couch and think about things I COULD be doing.......Finally. A good starting point.
If you have any cool goals of your own please let me know. I would be VERY interested.
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