Death of a Taco

        I was greeted this morning at my local Jack In The Box by the counter girl I see there on a regular basis.

         "I was just thinking about you" she said. "Seems that our Monster Taco is being deleted from our menu. You are the first person I thought of."

         This was problematic in more than a couple of ways. First, I am apparently known for my gluttony. Sure I could order a taco that is more size appropriate to feed a person, but I don't. I want BIG. I go Large! Not something to  be known for. Second, I am SO boring. I order those damn Monster Tacos every visit. I'm certain that I am known as the Monster Taco guy. Or perhaps Monster Taco Dude, which is a monicker i wouldn't self apply, but does have a certain ring to it. Third, the Taco was being "deleted" Not discontinued. Not removed. Has the whole world gone digital? I hold those tacos in my hand. Well, two hands, they are Monster after all. They are real physical things. They can't be deleted. I can make then dissappear, bite by delicious bite. They are never gone though. I feel them with me for hours some times. I am preparing to spearhead two campaigns. One: Save the Monster Taco!!!!! Second: Digitize food. Oh my GOD how great would it be to log on and just download yourself a nice #1 combo with extra sauce? I really feel trapped. I am an analog person living in a digital world. I don't know which side i will finally chose, Virtual Reality, or Real Reality, but i bet that my computer would never recognize me as "The Monster Taco Guy"